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Tue, Apr. 19th, 2005, 01:34 pm
new pope = Hitler's Youth


"Unknown to many members of the church, however, Ratzinger's past includes brief membership of the Hitler Youth movement and wartime service with a German army anti-aircraft unit."

Yup...that's right...the new pope was a member of the Hitler's Youth.
I couldn't MAKE this shit up.

Sat, Apr. 16th, 2005, 02:18 am
god can suck my dick

On Weds. I went to see the Red Sox vs. Yankees...we lost. Tonight I saw the Red Sox FUCKING MASSACRE the Tampa Bay Devil Rays. It was ridiculous. 10-0. Man.Awesome. It's been a Sox filled week for me. Also a very dramatic one. Man I hate drama. I can't wait 'till summer summer summer time! (actually, just vacation.)

Tue, Apr. 12th, 2005, 04:47 pm
100 problems

Tomorrow I am going to see the Sox vs. Yankees game. It cost me a million dollars for tickets, but whatever, it's going to be awesome. AL east is where it is at to the max and the rest of the MLBA is weak sauce and might as well be AAA. (Actually, I rather go see the Pawtucket Red Sox than see Seatle vs. the Astros.) It's not my kind of baseball unless there has to be riot cops on the field.
Also, Fenway is awesome.

I saw Sonic Youth Saturday night and it rocked as usual. Will they ever not rule? Not likely.

Sunday was the most fucked-up-shitist day ever. My life is nothing but a succession of absurd events so terrible that one can only laugh. The only upside to this is that I frequently get to unleash verbal tornadoes of righteousness on motherfuckers who wrong me.

Seriously...can I live???

Mon, Mar. 7th, 2005, 01:27 pm
22 pounds of death kid!

R.I.P. 'Bubba'

Mon, Feb. 21st, 2005, 12:19 pm

R.I.P. Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

Mon, Jan. 24th, 2005, 01:46 pm

'A very long engagement' was a very good movie.

Sat, Jan. 22nd, 2005, 06:09 pm
oh no!

oh my god!!! Snow! IN NEW ENGLAND!!! IN JANUARY!!!


seriously...get over it people.

Thu, Jan. 13th, 2005, 01:44 pm
Nigga please

Well, It's been two months since we lost Ol' Dirty. Shit still hasn't gotten any easier.

"If I got a problem, that motherfuckin' problems got a problem."

bluuuuuuueeeee moooooooooooon arghhhh.

Mon, Jan. 3rd, 2005, 01:38 pm

I offically declare 2005 the year of non-stop dick jokes.

Tue, Dec. 14th, 2004, 02:56 pm

Last night I saw the Pixies in NYC with Abe, Andrew, Ryan and DAVID BYRNE! It was awesome. The Pixies started all sloppy and then Frank stormed off stage after the second song...I thought they were going to break-up right there in front of us, but they didn't. After about 10 mins. they came back out and Frank was still pissed but channelled it into screaming a lot. But, man, fucking David Byrne was there...about 50 feet away from us. He gave the Pixies a standing ovation and was drumming along to the songs on his knees. It was awesome. After the show we went to an all night diner.
New York and the Pixies and David Byrne are awesome.
School is not.

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